It’s a Friday evening and we have to decide what to do with the weekend. It’s not like we’re ever devoid of activity on the weekend. We’re never devoid of activity on the weekend. We’re never devoid on the weekend. That’s the problem with our weekends.
We don’t live together and we both work full weeks during the week. We know some lucky pups who work 10 or 12 hour days and get an extra day off every seven. We don’t. If we want to see each other on a day that doesn’t start with “S” we make a date. Otherwise, it’s weekends are us.
Since we both run full households we need stuff. Thus most weekends include shopping. And shopping means multiple stores. We could probably do everything in a Walmart. We understand most people can do everything in a WalMart. In fact, we seem to recall a movie about doing everything in a Walmart. But, believe it or not, our immediate environs are WalMart free. And we wouldn’t have the discipline to do all day in a Walmart. She of We once had an experience so bad at a WalMart tire center that we couldn’t even write about it. He of We is convinced that local saboteurs scuttled the plans for a WalMart some 3 miles from his house and he worries every time he gets too close to one that landslides will bury him not unlike Vesuvius buried Pompeii. So instead we go from store to store knowing the stops with the best buys on staples and the chances for better deals on surprises.
As we enter each store He of We asks the same question. “Do we need a cart?” Sometimes he gets an answer. Sometimes he gets just a look. Each time he pulls a cart from the line of them inside the entrance door. We don’t shop with a list. We shop with a purpose. Although just different enough to be almost annoying, we each have a pattern of how to attack a store. She of We does the up and down from right to left with the side spurs covered only if there is a known needed item or a clearance rack before getting to the end. He of We moves in about the same manner except that every third or fourth aisle he gets distracted by shiny objects from a row over and detours toward it, usually pushing the cart leaving She of We to wait wherever he left her at the time.
Sometimes we stop and take note of what we’ve put into our cart. Often we’ll think twice about an item or two and return it to its former shelf sitting space. Usually these were the shiny objects previously mentioned. Sometimes we get all the way to the checkout line and decide we’ve much more shopping to do and head back into the stacks. Always, before we check out we prepare ourselves for the payment experience.
You’ll recall, we don’t live together. Everything in that cart has to be delegated to an address. He moves to the front of the cart, always goes first, pulling his shoppers card from the quick release clip on his key ring. He offloads his items from the basket, from the child seat, from below, sometimes hanging off the side if it might be a shovel or shepherd’s hook. While that is going on, She of We prepares herself and pulls her card from her purse. Noticing that He of We has completed his transaction she hands her items over to him and onto the counter they go. As the cart empties of yet to be scanned purchases, bags of already paid for pieces replace them. Slowly She, He, and the Cart of We move forward through the check-out lane until She of We’s purchases are totaled and she runs her debit card through the scanner.
A quick run to the car where the cart is unloaded in the rear of the vehicle of the week and it’s off to store number next. Yep, we shop with a purpose.
We really need a new past time.
Now, that’s what we think. Really. How ‘bout you?